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Coochiechakakhan, brothers and sisters!
Black History Month is so close that if it was a snake, it woulda bit you by now. Our legacy of teaching the babies the truth will continue this year with another month full of black history facts that the white man doesn’t want you to know.
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March 2011
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Nurell Davis
First person to get a Nike sign shaved into his head.
February 2011
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Roland Matthews
First person to tape two people fighting in the street and put the video on YouTube.
Peter "Lil' Pete Pete" Shaw
First person to proclaim that he had “more game than Milton Bradley.”
Louis Briggs
First person to refuse to love them hoes.
Wanda Sue Bradford
First to put butter on a burn to make it heal faster.
Torrian Washington
First person to challenge someone to a fight by pressing his shoulder against theirs, walking around in a circle and repeatedly saying “what’s up, then?”
Gordon Pembrook
Wrote the first chitlin circuit play (entitled “Your Arms Too Short to Smack Massa in the Face”).
Charlane Wheeler
First person to do a hip hop dance move while getting the holy ghost at church. (It was the butterfly.)
Ruby Clarkson
First to call someone else a “bama.”
Gerta McFarland
First person to make a child go pick his own switch off a tree to be spanked with.
Lester Watson
First to declare that light skin is back in style.
Tulip Browning
Originated the practice of removing one’s earrings before engaging in fisticuffs.
Gracie Kitson
First person to use dish washing liquid as bubble bath.
Jason "J-Rock" Goodman
First person to pour champagne on somebody in a rap video.
Linford Jones
First person to respond “fuck you then, you ain’t even that cute!” to a woman after she refused to give him her phone number.
Poland "Old Poe" Peabody
First to attempt to turn a ho into a housewife. And fail.
Mae Ella Washington
First person to say “axe” instead of “ask.”
Darleen Hopkins
First to call someone a “test tube baby” as an insult.
Jamar Nichols
The first person to punctuate every syllable of a sentence with a hand clap to illustrate his seriousness (known also as the “thug clap”).
Tarnaysia Burns
First person to refer to someone else as “ol’ boy” or “ol’ girl.”
Shawna Brittshaw
First to tell somebody they ain’t gotta lie to kick it.
Clyde "Fly-C" Young
First person to put 22” inch rims on their Toyota Tercel.
Cynteria Washman
First person to put music on her voicemail greeting instead of an actual greeting.
Silas Shaver
First person to exclusively smoke menthol cigarettes.
Stanley "Butt-Butt" Mitchell
First to describe something as “off the hook” (or chains/hinges/etc.).
Shirella Burns
First person to “go with” somebody (romantically).
WonTrell Malone
First person to say “it is what it is.”
Irving P. Trowell
First to refer to a large, ample rear end as a “donkey booty.”
Honey Jackson
First person to “go upside somebody’s head.”
Tyrus Brown
First person to get an s-curl, then go around telling people he had “good hair.”
Clayton Dean Smith
First person to refer to his mother’s house as “mama nem’s.”
Wiletta King
First to refer to the nape of the neck as the “kitchen.”