March 2012
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Peter "P-Doug" Douglas
First person to advise someone to slow his roll.
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Amanda May Gilchrist
First person to caution a child against making her take her belt off.
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Carlos Miller
Inventor of the phrase “knockin’ boots.”
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Tanya "Tee-Tee" Roter
First person to refuse to wear white after Labor Day.
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Sister Roberta Willbrooks
First person to inform someone that they need Jesus.
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Marcus "Pinky" Price
Currently holds the record for most couches ruined due to Jheri Curl activator (51 couches to date).
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Henry Jones and da Cotton Gin Gangstaz
The first musical group to intentionally spell their name wrong.
February 2012
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Jeremiah "8-Ball" Noel
First person to encourage one who is scared to say they’re scared.
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Stanley Myers
First person to ask if he can “put somethin’ on a bill.”
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William "Old Willie" Bickels
First person to declare that he’s been worked like a rented mule.
Charles "Ro-Ro" Roland
First person to refer to an old, beat-up car as a “hooptie.”
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Tyler Brentin, aka T-Money, aka Lil' Ty, aka Big...
First person to have waaaaaay too many nicknames.
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Verrita Nichole Tormand
First person to go through her man’s telephone while he’s sleeping.
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Tony Grishop
First person to wear a baseball cap backwards.
Lanetta Norwood
First person to put more than 25 barrettes in one child’s hair at one time.
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Brady "Buster" Shields
First person to be beat with a Hot Wheels race car track.
Bunny Harper
First person to observe somethin’ in the milk that ain’t clean.
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Orlinda "Hay Bale Butt" Walton
Subject of the first “yo mama” joke.
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Shante Bullman
First person to advise one who doesn’t know that they better ask somebody.
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Tiralyn Campbell
First person to wear those see-through slippers from the hair store outside with a regular outfit.
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Gordon "Gopher" Davies
First person to break out into a sprint simply because everyone else was running.
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Mitchell Billingslea
First person to use a jelly jar as a drinking glass.
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Silas B. D. Kimbro
The inventor of “drank” (ie - purple drank, orange drank, etc).
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Janet Miles-Quarry
First person to tell someone they play too much.
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Louise Sutter
First person to call someone everything but a child of God.
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Charmella Green
First person to describe a man as “ain’t shit.”
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Hubert "Man Man" Quinn
The very first person to be nicknamed “Man Man.”
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Herschel "Junior" Jansen, Jr.
First person to inquire as to what’s crackalackin’.
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Connie Ann Woodard
First person to spank a child in a store for acting up.
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Tonia Macklin
First person to describe her hair as “laid.”
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Earlene Dulin
First person to buy an outfit, wear it, and return it to the store the next day.
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Hamilton Rufus Collins III
First person to tear the roof off the mother sucker.